School of Science
The School of Science at MU is committed to the highest standards of classroom teaching, both in professor lecturing and in-the-field laboratory experiences. From chemistry labs to biology excursions, our students foster their natural inquisitiveness with training in academic skepticism, intensive research, and peer reviews.
As scientists, we acknowledge that no knowledge is absolute, but with further evidence is subject to revision.
STUDENT TESTIMONIAL
"Most monsters spend their lives looking for answers. MU taught me to look for questions."
-- Van Earl, Jr., MU Junior
SUGGESTED READING
The Monster Kingdom, by Dr. Neil Clark Herbert
Chem Basics, by Dr. Li Lee
Gram's Monster Anatomy, by Sir Edward Gram, edited by Dr. Walter Trombone
Applied Quantum Mechanics, by Dr. Fredrick Holmhoffer
Trouble with Quarks, by Principal Winders Jamaro
Law of the Universe (as Observed by Me), by Dr. Carol Strachan
SCIENCE PROGRAM OVERVIEW
- Biology
- Monstriology
- Chemistry
- Biochemistry
- Pre-Med
- Applied Physics & Quantum Theory
SCHOOL LEADERSHIP & FACULTY
Dean: Dr. Timothy Green
Assistant Dean: Dr. Tyreik Wabner
Grants Coordinator: Beverly Millsop
Office Staff: Richard Ardour, Harry Bishop, Polver Eyeson, Grahamme Fitzsimmons, Eva Clarke
Dr. Ben Alcorn, Lancaster Honorary Scientist in Residence
Dr. Linus Bombaste*
Dr. Uriel Clank*
Prof. Alvin Cmyzk (adjunct)
Dr. Mavis Earnest, Quantum Chair
Dr. Kari Greggory*
Dr. Seecrus Jadeus*
Dr. Bonholm Klinker, Monstriology Chair
Prof. Nancy Moore (adjunct)
Prof. Tom Munn (adjunct)
Dr. Travis Musin, Biology Chair
Dr. Kevin S. Nin
Dr. Salvin Russell*
Prof. Xavier Taggert (adjunct)
Dr. Drake Wembleton*, Physics Chair
Dr. Cathy Wilsterbury
Dr. Olion Yanks*
*denotes professor with active major scientific grant
HIGHLIGHTED COURSES
BIOL 103: Life Systems (4 units)
Study of the cycles of birth and decay: systems of life as evidenced by flora and monstra.
CHEM 105: Chem Lab I (5 units)
Hands-on experimentation and application of the scientific process for first-year students, guided by graduate teaching assistants in group settings.
QNTM 233: Quantum Mechanics I (4 units)
Introduction to the subject of transplacement of particles across time, space, and dimensions.
BIOL 250: Physiology of Limbs & Joints (4 units)
In-depth study of the evolutionary structure of mono-, bi-, and multi-appendaged bioforms.
BIOL 309: Advanced Plant Study (4 units)
Four weekends spent in four biology-rich areas outside Monstropolis. Course available to admitted School of Science students only.
BIOL 420: Molecular Pharmacology (4 Units)
Advanced study of the effects of drugs at the molecular level.
SCI 499: Science Ethics (3 units)
Lecture and breakout sessions on the ethics of current science issues.
SCI 540: Cognitive Neuroscience (4 Units)
Examination of the role of biological substrates in the mental functioning of monsters.
Select classes from our program:
BIOL 101: Freshman Biology Colloquium (3)
BIOL 116: Cell Structure (4)
CHEM 117: Chemical Relationships (2)
MATH 120: Calculus (3)
BIOL 132: Biology/Flora (3)
BIOL 142: Biology/Monstra (3)
BIOL 150: Intro to Aviation (3)
AV 161: Flying for Winged Monsters (3)
AV 162: Flying for the Unwinged (3)
CHEM 201: General Chemistry I (4)
CHEM 202: General Chemistry II (4)
PHYS 240: Basic Laws of Physics (3)
MNST 251: Monster Sizes (3)
MNST 252: Ocular Study (3)
AV 261: Flight Lab (4)
MNST 305: Advanced Monstriology (4)
QNTM 313: Magnetism (3)
AV 320: Advanced Flight Maneuvers (3)
BIOL 353: Bio Chem Lab II (5)
BIOL 380: Biostatistics (4)
QNTM 404: Applied Quantum Portals (4)
AV 417: Peculiar Landing Scenarios (3)
MNST 436: Monster Field Study (3)
BIOL 491: Biology Seminar (5)
MNST 652: Advanced Genetics (4)
Learn more about the upcoming semester's course selection in your student guidebook or by visiting the LAM main offices on campus.
